A guy goes to a doctor "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange."
The doctor asks the guy to drop his pants and after a his investigation, says, "This is strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by stress"
Probing more the Doc asks, "How are things going at work?"
I was fired six weeks ago. The boss was an asshole, I worked unpaid overtime every week and I had no say in anything. But I found a new job a last week where set my own hours, plus the pay is double before and the boss is a great guy."
That all sounds Ok says the doc , "So how's your home life?"
"Well, I got divorced eight months ago." For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
The doc responds “Ok that all seems all is fine. So do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
"Not really. Most nights I sit home and watch porno flicks and munch on Cheetos".