Yesterday, for something useful to do, my daughter suggested I go to the senior center and hang out.
I did and when I got home I told her I had joined a parachute club.
"Are you nuts? You're 75 and you're going to jump out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
"Dad, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" and even worse, its for five jumps a week!
Its Life as a senior is not getting always easy.