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Saturday, October 8, 2011

Rubber Gloves

To put her at ease a dentist decided to tell his nervous patient a little joke as he put on his gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
The patient an 'older women,' she replied. “No I don’t”

'Well,' spoofed the desist , 'They have a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and put them by size in boxes '

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well.. I tried,' he thought.

A little later, during a procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he said, as he quickly lifted the probe from her mouth to stop harming her.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'