Last year I replaced the windows in my house with expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Helloooo,.....just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year,,,
Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him..
There was only silence on the line, then he I finally hung up. He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.