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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Parrot fashion

imageA Lady with two female parrots who would only say one thing . She went to see her priest about this problem ' and he asked what do they say?'

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
The priest exclaimed, 'I may have a solution. I have two male parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible.Bring your two parrots over =mine can teach your parrots to pray and worship,

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house and saw his two male parrots were indeed holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and put her parrots in with them...
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' There was stunned silence...One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 'Put the beads away, Frank, Our prayers have been answered!