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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Frozen Crabs & a Blonde Stewardess

imageA lawyer boarded an plane with a box of frozen crabs and handed them to a blonde stewardess and asked her to take care of them in the crew's refrigerator.

As she took them he added he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing, she then announce, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs please raise your hand?" 

Needles to say not one hand went up ... so she took them home.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.