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Tuesday, November 23, 2010


Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a IT can be imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Encounter weekend, Ray and his wife Julie listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men,

'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Ray leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently and whispered, 'It's self- raising, isn't it?'

And thus began Ray's life of celibacy