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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Got lucky

A woman's husband comes home hammered every night, and she always yells at him before going to bed alone.

One day she decides to try a little reverse psychology.When her husband staggers in that night, she's waiting for him in her best lingerie. She sits him in an armchair and gives him a back rub.

"It's getting late, big boy," she says after a few minutes. "Why don't we go upstairs to bed?"

"We might as well," slurs the husband. "I'm going to be in trouble when I get home, anyway."