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Saturday, May 15, 2010

4 cans of worms

   
 


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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

  1. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
  2. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
  3. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
  4. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol

- Dead
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The second worm in cigarette smoke
- Dead
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Third worm in chocolate syrup
- Dead
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Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -


What did you learn from this demonstration???


Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,


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'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'


That pretty much ended the service