Kevin Rudd goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away.
The undertaker tells the Australian Diplomats accompanying him,
'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just £100.'
The Australian Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute.
They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Kevin shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Emissions Trading and get a face job for Julia or help the elderly'.
The Australian Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
We just can't take the risk.'