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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Oh my God Kevin Died

Kevin Rudd goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the Australian Diplomats accompanying him,

'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just  £100.'

The Australian Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute.

They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Kevin shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend

only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Emissions Trading and get a face job for Julia or help the elderly'.

The Australian Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

We just can't take the risk.'