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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Breakfast Planning Session

clip_image001 The  wife and I  were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy   Sunday morning.  I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I  want you to  immediately sell all my stuff.."
"Now why would  you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that  you would eventually remarry and I don't want  some
other asshole using my  stuff..."


She looked at me and  said: "What makes you think I'd marry  another asshole?"