Breakfast Planning Session

The  wife and I  were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy   Sunday morning.  I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I  want you to  immediately sell all my stuff.." "Now why would  you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that  you would eventually remarry and I don't want  some other asshole using my  stuff..."

She looked at me and  said: "What makes you think I'd marry  another asshole?"