The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
- John Updike
If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
- Russell P. Askue