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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year for 2009

We wish everyone prosperity for 2009.


It seems everyone has had a really great feastive season and now looking forward to 2009 being as good as it gets.

Odd but we have also been reading lately of a conspiracy for prosperity to be unfashionable in 2009 and that people should look forward to enjoying the poor house.

My New Year resolution for 2009 is not to read any more newspapers and turn off the 6 o'clock news.

One more fallacy I heard today was that Alcohol makes you FAT .. That is just an outright lie and Not true You and I know - it makes you LEAN ....

Lean against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.

Happy New Year for 2009