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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Theory of Intelligence

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . .When the herd of Buffalos is hunted, weakest ones at the back that are killed first.This natural selection process is good as the whole heard keeps improving with this culling of the weakest members. 

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate. As we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates weaker brain cells, so the brain becomes a faster and more efficient machine. 

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'