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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
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'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's aclip_image003 candle', he said.


'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.


The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'


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The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.clip_image005

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St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'


And So The Christmas Season Begins....