An engineer went to a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman behind the counter assured him she was a pharmacist and was well qualified, but since husband died only she and her widowed sister, also a pharmacist, own the shop.
As his distress look continued, she then assure him that whatever he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest professionalism.
The engineer agreed and now more relaxed began, "The problem is I have a permanent erection and It causes me a lot of problems and embarrassment. Do you have something you can give me for it?"
The pharmacist paused then said, “If you don't mind I will go and confer to my sister?"
When she returned, she said, "We've discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is ......., 1/3 ownership in the shop, a company car, and £1,500 a month plus living expenses.”