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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Some guys have all the luck


She's single...She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.  I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

"Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"