A lot of British folks can't understand why they have an oil shortage there.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil, so they didn't know they were low.
The reason is purely geographical. Their OIL is located in The North Sea
and their DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster!
Ok so don’t laugh at the Brits. You’d better check your own story if you live in another country. It might be the same there too.