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Friday, October 8, 2010

Daddy Long Legs

image A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground and he went to her to see what had captured her attention.

She was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?'

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?'

A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?’.

The delight of such a cute question made him smile as he replied,  “No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped on the ground . 'Well","that may be OK in California, but we're not having any of that sort of behavior here in Texas '.