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Wednesday, February 24, 2010


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"   
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

considering that you are blind,  that you should know five things: 
       1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 
       2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 
       3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black

belt in karate. 
       4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 
      5.   The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 
Now, think about it seriously, Mister.  Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


(oldie but still a good one.I am surprised we have not had this one before. Thanks Maz)