After being married for 40 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, '40 years ago we had a cheap flat, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old girl".
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap flat, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
If you are wondering if the photo is Susan Sarandon. well it is. Not bad for someone over sixty is she?
Making the most of a Saturday morning.