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Sunday, November 23, 2014

Is Sex Work?

A US Marine Corps Colonel were assembled to started the morning briefing.

While the  coffee machine finished brewing the Colonel decided to pose a light hearted question.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep, He then posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major quickly chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.

A Captain then offered the notion is was 50%-50%.

A lieutenant ‘s take was 25%-75% in favor of pleasure depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

Being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC in charge of making the coffee and asked “what is your opinion Marine?

Without hesitation, the Private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.

The Colonel surprised, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

 

 

(I wonder how many of you read this tight thru and then still lauded out loud, even though you knew you had heard It before)

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

RACISM?

RACISM?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Bunnings.