A US Marine Corps Colonel were assembled to started the morning briefing.
While the coffee machine finished brewing the Colonel decided to pose a light hearted question.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep, He then posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major quickly chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain then offered the notion is was 50%-50%.
A lieutenant ‘s take was 25%-75% in favor of pleasure depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
Being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC in charge of making the coffee and asked “what is your opinion Marine?
Without hesitation, the Private responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The Colonel surprised, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
(I wonder how many of you read this tight thru and then still lauded out loud, even though you knew you had heard It before)