Rehabilitation at a Nudist Camp

.....Funny

Just for fun here is new DEMENTIA QUIZ

I pride my self on my good memory for not to let any duplication creep into this site. But then sometimes I forget. I also forgot the answers to this Quiz. My good mate David Brown also forgot he sent it to me before.

If you have seen it before too don’t worry if you get all the answers  wrong again. That’s the fun part.

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU  ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND  PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU  IN?

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ANSWER :  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND  YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION, BUT DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?

SECOND QUESTION:

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??

YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION:

SOME TRICKY ARITHMETIC! BUT THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY. DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR. .

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

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DID YOU GET 5000? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE  YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...

FOURTH QUESTION:

1. MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 
   NANA, 2 NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???
2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
   
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   DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
   HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
   OKAY, NOW

THE BONUS ROUND,

THIS IS A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!

GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives On this occasions after they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk when walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them.Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls were done they proceeded home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned

That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.

My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.' "

Qantas and Air New Zealand Merger

Super sleuth Beth Wilde, at Black Widow investigations just posted a scoop news story about the merger activity of Qantas and Air New Zealand. In true professional style she was able to get some photo evidence below

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New parental controls in play

Sorry ladies, you have to watch this to appreciate just how clever it is!! And how  funny.....

This  is one of the most technically advanced video clips I  have seen.Click on the video below and when the video stops just press 'play' again.  Happy  viewing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.worktobejudged.com/strippause/peca.html