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Friday, March 25, 2011

Just for fun here is new DEMENTIA QUIZ

I pride my self on my good memory for not to let any duplication creep into this site. But then sometimes I forget. I also forgot the answers to this Quiz. My good mate David Brown also forgot he sent it to me before.

If you have seen it before too don’t worry if you get all the answers  wrong again. That’s the fun part.

FIRST QUESTION:


YOU  ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND  PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU  IN?

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ANSWER :  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND  YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, IN SECOND PLACE!


TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION, BUT
DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?

SECOND QUESTION:

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?

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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??

YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION:

SOME TRICKY ARITHMETIC! BUT THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY. DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR. .


TAKE
1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

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DID YOU GET 5000? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE  YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...

FOURTH QUESTION:

  1. MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 
    NANA, 2 NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ???
  2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

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    DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
    HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
    OKAY, NOW

THE BONUS ROUND,

THIS IS A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...


DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!