Phallic or not making use of no longer useful male appendages can be fun to extend their usefulness when they can be used take on other personas.
There sure are some funny people women about who can make fun of the otherwise hallowed ground of our preferred stud image as men.. Good on Beth. Here is some of her latest humor collection.
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She puts goes downstairs and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a coffee in front of him, deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches him wipe a tear from his eye then sips his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee.
I am just remembering when we met 20 years ago and began dating. You were only 16. Do you remember?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears at her husband. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily...
'Do you remember your father catching us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes,!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. And he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either marry my daughter, or I you will go to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
'I would have been released today. '
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are pregnant!
Tragedy is when you are not responsible for both!
"May I help you sir?"
The man replied, "I want to see Suzy."
"Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else"
He replied, "No, I must see Suzy."
When Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. but without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanded Suzy.
Suzy explained no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still £5000."
Again, the man paid the £5000, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night.
After their session, Suzy said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
The man replied, "Edinburgh."
"Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh ."
"I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her Lawyer
She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer!
