A secretary received an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Xmas present. She sent him a Thank-you note by e-mail.
Boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce.
The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extraordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot."
Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.