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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

SAFE AT HOME AT LAST–BEATING THEM AT THIER OWN GAME

I've torn out my alarm system & de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch. The I put some terrorist flags in my front garden, one red one at each corner and a black one in the centre.

The local police, SIS and the other intelligence services are all watching my house 24/7. I've never felt safer.