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Saturday, April 12, 2014

Lost wife

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :-What is her height ?  Husband:-I never checked.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?. Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :-Color of eyes ? Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Color of hair ? Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing? Husband :Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-Was she driving? Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-tell me the number,name & color of the car ? . . . . .Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.