To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Buy mashed potato mix.Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.
When a cake recipe calls for flouringthe baking tin, use a bit of dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Celery? Never heard of it!
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Left over wine??????? HELLO!!!!!!
Lastly, if you don't forward this to one of your friends
within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew
and your butt will fall off.