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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Just in case you’re planning to do a little Cooking... Two different views!!!

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To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

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Buy mashed potato mix.
Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking tin, use a bit of dry cake
mix instead and there won't be any
white mess on the outside of the cake. 

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Go to the bakery!
Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

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Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting
in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Celery?
Never heard of it!  

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Cure for headaches: take a lime, 
cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.
The throbbing will go away.

Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
chill and drink! All your pains go away!

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Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
Freeze into ice cubes for future use
in casseroles and sauces.  

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Left over wine??????? 
HELLO!!!!!!

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Lastly, if you don't forward this to one of your friends

within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will unscrew

and your butt will fall off.