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Friday, January 27, 2012

Snotty Receptionist

imageYesterday I was sitting in a crowded doctors waiting room and an retired guy came in and went to the counter

He looked a bit on edge as he approached the receptionist's and gave her his name.

A large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler, she said in a very loud voice, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the people snapped their heads around too see a very embarrassed man, But he quickly recovered and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I’VE COME TO ABOUT MY SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The room erupted in applause!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS