While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel posed a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. And he then posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chipped in with “its 75% work:. A Captain came back with 50%-50%. and a lieutenant said “I vote its 75% in favor of pleasure, depending on my inebriation state at the time.”
Being no consensus, the colonel asked to the PFC making coffee for his opinion.
“Without hesitation he replied “Sir, I say it has to be 100% pleasure.”
The Colonel, surprised by his directness, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them..