SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after, they dress on their own.
Moral In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral Hard work is never appreciated.
Editorial comment Guys I think we should start an affirmative action group against discrimination of men...We work hard and need our penis rubbed too.