Julia "BIG~RED" Gillard (The Australian Prime Minster) was out walking one morning. Crossing a bridge she tripped and fell over the railing into the river below.
Before the security guys could get to her, 3 kids fishing pulled her from the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, I want to go to Disney World & Julia said, 'No problem, I'll take you there in my Royal Australia Air Force plane.
The second kid said, I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Julia said, I'll get them and even have Michael Jordan sign them.The third kid said, I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.
Julia a little perplexed said, but you don't look handicapped.
The kid said I will be when my dad finds I saved you drowning.