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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Deaf Sex


imageTwo deaf people get  married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to  communicate in the bedroom. With the lights out they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling the wife figures out a solution.

She writes a note to her  husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals? If you want sex with squeeze my left breast  once . If you don't sex, reach squeeze my right breast two times.

The husband thinks this  is a great idea. He writes back to his wife “Ok and if you want sex with me, pull on his penis once. If not, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times!