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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Are you a Believer?

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop...  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
Slim,
Tall,
38D breast,
24" waist and
34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
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