I Love the Irish

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken, usually an Irishman's favorite part of the flight.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."