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Friday, July 11, 2008


We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons, ' where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ARSEICONS?'

Why not try some of these for size:

  • (_!_) a regular arse
  • (__!__) a fat arse
  • (!) a tight arse
  • (_*_) a sore arse
  • {_!_} a swishy arse
  • (_O_) an arse that's been around
  • (_x_) kiss my arse
  • (_X_) leave my arse alone
  • (_zzz_) a tired arse
  • ( _E=mc2_) a smart arse
  • (_$_) Money coming out of his arse
  • (_?_) Dumb Arse

You have just been e-mooned!

Ok, so now you have had some fun, how about you sending this to 5 people within the next hour. And as always nothing will happen. But maybe it will... and you will be blessed with people laughing at your jokes.