Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicobate patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.'
The other one replies,
'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'
IF YOU LAUGH.....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!