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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Do you know your shit?

A stranger sat next to Little Jayson on a plane and turned to him and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard flights go quicker that way.'

Little Jayson, had just opened his book, so he closed again it and said, 'Ok, what would you like to talk about?'

''How about nuclear power?' the stranger he smiles’, 'That could be interesting.

“Ok.” says Little Jayson “But let me ask you a question first?.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by Little Jayson's intelligence, says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

Little Jayson then replies, 'So do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?