Little Mary

Mary, 6 years old, gets home from school .
She had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?"
"I died of shame!" She answers !
Koos from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Piet in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.
Her mother answers laughingly But that’s no reason to be ashamed?

No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that daddy had to make me himself!

Unusual Dutch Bridge Architecture

 

No, your eyes are not deceiving you - the waters have parted! This incredible “sunken” bridge designed by RO & AD Architects, is in the Netherlands. The components are sustainable hardwood. The Moses Bridge gives visitors a unique opportunity to pass through parted waters, to eventually meet an historic fortress.

Some guys have all the luck

She's single...She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.  I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

"Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.………………..

HOW MANY ?
There are actually six no joke. Ok so you found 3 or 4 so before I tell you why you missed the others ho back to find the 6 F's

And even if you do the reasoning behind why so many fail on this further down is interesting.

Ok all you Einstein's, here is the good oil on why!!!

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Three is normal, four is rare.and anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius or more likely a liar or just made a good guess.

As Marvin The Male Maxine Says …