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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Irish Bottom

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....

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'Dactor,  it's me ahrse.. I'd like ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'.  So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a  look.

'Incredible 'he says, 'there is a £20 note lodged here.'  Tentatively  he eases the twenty out but then a £10 note appears.clip_image002

'clip_image004This  is amazing!'exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?' 

'Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! 'shrieks the  patient.The doctor pulls out the tenner and another  twenty appears, and another and another and another, and so it goes on.....

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Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.

'Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just  out of interest, how moch was in dare den?' 

clip_image010The  Doctor counts the pile of cash and says '£1,990 exactly.'

'Ah, dat'd  be roit,'' says the Irishman, I    knew I wasn't feeling two grand..'