A Newfie and a Torontonian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Torontonian stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Torontonian said to the Newfie:
"Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that."
Newfie replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the Newfie said to the shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Ok."
The Newfie said: "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The Newfie asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "So where's the magic?"
The Newfie replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
Maz, That is one of your best ever . No-one could never miss you as a Newfie. Torontonian are always fair game especially this week being Stanley Cup playoffs when they get suicidal .