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Thursday, November 15, 2012

A Handy Reference Guide to Keep You out of Trouble

 

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this and men should memorize it!


Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!  This handy guide should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA SAFE

What's for
dinner?

Can I help you
with dinner?

Where would you like
to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.

Are you
wearing that?

You sure
look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you
so worked up about?

Could we be
overreacting?

Here's my pay check.

Here, have some wine..

Should you be
eating that?

You know, there are
a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you
DO all day?

I hope you didn't
over-do it today.

I've always loved you
in that robe!

Here, have some wine.