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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The Hunter

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator in a calm soothing voice says: " Just take it easy. I can help. First make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard.

The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?'