A Greek and an Italian were discussing who had the Superior Culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says, "We gave birth to mathematics."
The Italian says, "We built the Roman Empire."
On and on it went until the Greek comes up with what he's sure will end it all. He says, "We invented Sex!"
The Italian replies, "That's true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."