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Friday, August 17, 2012

TAX RETURN TIME

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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed.

In response to the question, "List all dependents?" I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?