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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
- Jay Leno
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
- Hesketh Pearson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- Doug Larson
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