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Friday, April 17, 2009

Irish Medical Dictionary

I thought I was impotent but now I know I am just ordinary But as always the Irish save the best to last. Read on and enjoy.

Artery

The study of paintings

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria

Barium

What doctors do when patients die

Benign

What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan

Searching for Kitty

Cauterize

Made eye contact with her

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Dilate

To live long

Enema

Not a friend

Fester

Quicker than someone else

Fibula

A small lie

Impotent

Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrates

Cheaper than day rates

Node

I knew it

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery

Rectum

Nearly killed him

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman emperor

Tablet

A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport

Tumour

One plus one more

Urine

Opposite of you're out

2xCondoms

To be sure, to be sure