Start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
Next get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect the pension.
Then start work, and get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
Work for 40 years until young enough to enjoy retirement.
Then party, drink alcohol, and are be generally promiscuous, till ready for high school.
Then after go to primary school and then become a kid, and just play with no responsibilities,
Become a baby until born. With the last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, and larger quarters every day and then..
Finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case. “Woody Allen“